My lady person met another lizard at a party yesterday, and she didn't bring him home to meet me. So, Zeus, if you're ever in the neighbourhood, feel free to drop in and say hi. I'll save you some banana, since the coffee is kept well out of my reach.
Just be wary. There's something else living here. I've seen it a couple of times, shimmying around in the cornices. I always keep half an eye open, and so far it hasn't come close enough to bother me, but I don't know if it'll keep its distance forever. At the moment, there are enough little spiders around to sate its appetite (they moved in with the lady's furniture), but I'm sure it'll come after my cornflakes and fruit juice eventually. Honey is amazing. Did you know that? I discovered this morning that syrup isn't confined to the maple variety.
I digress. Georgi is less than pleased by our invisible neighbour. She spent an hour attempting to persuade me to save her, poor damsel in distress that she is, last time we spotted it.
I wonder if it's tasty.
Stealthily,
Mikey
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