My people need better internet. Honestly.
So they discovered a game about feeding lizards. I kid you not. My lady person is upset because she can't have it; something about eye phones or what have you. What possible purpose could your eyes have for their own telephone? And why would it play games?
Regardless, they're using this marvel of technology to feed pretend lizards, while a real, live lizard is right here, begging for table scraps. I don't even need an eye phone.
Mother, dearest, why not show off your 3D lizard to guy person? I'll sit here and eat as much as you want to feed me, and you can enjoy that for free! Every single day!
Incomprehendingly,
Mikey
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