I knew it was a gecko!
I watched the little shadow emerge from behind the airconditioner and scuttle across the ceiling. I'm not sure what it's eating, but it's getting plenty. Georgi freaked out when it crawled down the wall behind her and looked at me through the glass. I tried communicating with it, but I don't speak the gecko dialect. It didn't respond to any of my gestures or facial expression. For all I know, it just wanted a staring contest.
I'm going to try to befriend it. It knows the secret to walking up walls, and I'm going to find out. If I could stick to the walls and ceiling, I could find out what's so exciting about the airconditioner, and what it is Lady Person hides on the top shelf of the cupboard. I could drop onto Guy Person's head when he's not expecting it! That'd be pretty damn funny.
Maybe I'd even find out where the bananas are kept. They're around here somewhere. No secret would be safe from... Wallfoot! Gluefoot, maybe? The Bug-Lizard... Buzzard? No. Super-hero names are hard.
I'll give it some thought.
Superly,
Mikey
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